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Trolls United!

by Dudethatcares September 3, 2021
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Troll

An ugly skanky chick who hides under your bed and fucks your boyfriend when you leave and go to work.
Fuck did you hear about Monica's boyfriend? Yeah he was fucking the troll Emily.
by Thequeen2018 January 9, 2018
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Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022
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Trolls Movie

A celebrations or festivity with friends and loved ones to gather together and watch the trolls movie among other great films.
Hey guys! Let’s go watch the trolls movie at Mitchell’s house!
by Flaminmemes February 26, 2024
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Troll Bible

The Bible of trolling written by the GhettoJesus Savatar.
by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024
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trolled

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victim: - .... . -.-- / ... . . / -- .
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victim 3: trolled
victim 2:_̴̡̤̺͉̖̖͙͓̲̹̊̀̈́̇̐̚͘͜͜_̵͉͛͆̎̀͛̈̓͑͒͒̒̽̑͝͝͝_ ̛̹͔̖̹͋̄̀̽͑̈́̄͗̉̉̍̕͠͝_̵̡̻̹̐̐̽̐̿̽̿͋̀̃̒͒͘͝_ ̮̙͕̠̤̖̾̀̀_̶͚̾̆̀̏͂̆͠_̵̣̱̘̣̥͆͐̿̓͘_̵͓͔͓̭̺͈̿̏͋̍͌̿̊͜͝_ ̢̢̼̹̗̙̗̰̈͝ͅͅ_ ͉͍̦̥̞͇͌̿̈́̍͘_̴̖͔͕̏̽͒̓̿̐̈̓_ ̧̢̛̤͚̥̯̮͈̞̣͉̫̀̓͊̔͒͛̒͊̕͜͜͝_ ̛̲͑̓͊̄̉̋̓͗́̈͋͛͝͠_̶̡͇̟͉̩͍̖͖̞̑͛͆̅̈̍͊́̀͆͗̌̆͘͝_̴̛̣̅̔̓̒̈́̑͛̊̋͒̐̈́͑̚_̴̢̧̛̛̭͈͇͕̪͔͚̮͙̙̳̀̀͌̂̋̅͗̓͊̐͐̀̓̀̕͜_ ̡̜̤̣̙͛̿̀̿͑͘̚͝͝_ ̧̨̧͙̯̤̠͓̪̖̼̻͉̣̣͇̮͊͝_̵̡̰̬̟͇̪̥̱̙͈͎͎͍͚̜̗̿̀̋͗̿͝_ ̧̨̞͍̩͔̜̤̻̻͉̠͇̂͜_̴̢̮͚̣̠̗͍̞̬̝̳̆͂̔̀̀̿͒̒̅̚͜ͅ_̶̢̱͉͚̗̻̳̲̖̼͔͓͈͉̀̈͜͝_̶̨̨̧̫̩̘̰̘̙̭̝̽̆̍̓̉͛͜͜͜͝_ ̛̥̫̲̗̩̅̑́̍̅̄̔͒̀̇̌̓̚_̵̨̢̯͚̯̬̫̻͎͉̭̹̻̲̾
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Troll

Someone who responds to a close friend with a funny or attempting to be funny comment. The response is generally funny and not perceived as an attack.
Him: how was work? Good sales?
Her: medical sales were good, sex sales not so much
Him: you’re a troll 😂
by Acornisacorn January 18, 2022
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