Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020

Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot May 29, 2018

Pussy Toilet

dusty. you know who you are.

Dusty: i dont tan i burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu

by kghjdfnlmsn June 1, 2022

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

Beep

"One."

Beep

"Two."

Beep

"Three."

Beep

"Four."

Beep

The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

Beep

Background voice A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Beep

Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

A sense of nostalgia, particularly with a meme widely known.

(verb/noun)

"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah

by The Real Tweal April 10, 2024

skibidi toilet

The fastest way to make any non gen-alpha hate you.

dumbass: "skibidi toilet"
sane person: "i crave death"

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