Virgin

People who have mohawks

Dude, joe is such a virgin

by Joes daddy December 22, 2020

Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Virgin

A person who vapes.

Person 1 sees a guy walking a dog who vapes
Person 1 to Mother "What a fucking virgin"

by memebigboy69 May 8, 2018

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

ingrown virgin

A woman who, no matter how hard she tries, cannot get laid.

"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams

"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)

by Davy Andy January 11, 2022

Infina-virgin

The Infina-virgin is the ultimate no nut lifestyle where you dont even look at your dick never ever break the no beat code and never see porn

Random person: wanna fuck
infina-virgin: nah cant Im living the Infina-virgin lifestyle

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu December 1, 2022

virgin

A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.

by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018