Russel Didn’t Run

Another way to tell someone they’re mistaken. Originated from the now-deleted Trip Advisor review where a Ruby Falls visitor said their tour guide, Russel, was running, and the company replied with “we assure you, Russel did not run.”

“You think beagles are the best dogs? Nah, Russel didn’t run.”

by FireSpeaking August 2, 2021

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Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

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running full mast

any man running with an uncomfortably noticeable erection, possibly while naked.

Janus ran full mast yesterday morning during his morning job through the nudist colony. He was running full mast, to the shock and envy of all.

by AnonEmous September 6, 2013

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The Home Run Trot

This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.

Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 9, 2018

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Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.

Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?

by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023

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