Christian effect

Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.

I told you that you got the Christian Effect.

by H00DIE-_-Sol September 22, 2019

Jojo Effect

When you treat a person you’re talking to with the bare minimum respect and humility and they end up obsessing and falling in love with you.

John is going through the Jojo Effect because David treated him like a human being

by that_weird_kid June 12, 2023

The Birdy Effect

The process by which any sufficiently timeless song will eventually get a stripped-down, slow tempo acoustic cover, usually featuring ethereal female vocals (à la Birdy or Ellie Goulding).

John Lewis Christmas ads are a gold mine for this.

"Why is this cover of Party Rock Anthem so depressing?" -The Birdy Effect

by Bbeorn October 15, 2020

Rossija Effect

Phenomenon in which music gets better the more you listen to it. It originates from the legendary song Rossija.

Hey, did you listen to that song I sent you?
Yeah, didn't really like it though.
*A couple of repeats later*
OMFG IT'S SO GOOD! I knew it...Rossija Effect

by RLTZ May 14, 2020

The Shannon Effect

The act of causing injury just by liking a professional player or drafting them on their fantasy team.

I drafted Lamar Jackson but worried about the Shannon Effect

by SFitch September 4, 2021

Afterburner Effect

When a female becomes attractive after a period of time. Sometimes used to describe a female post relationship I.e. break up, dumped. Commonly used by guys who have been friend zoned, to describe a girl that's turned them down by describing how attractive that girl has become in a certain amount of time. Typically causes sense of regret in men. Makes women more desirable.

"My Ex girlfriend looks more attractive since we broke up"

"It's the Afterburner effect, she's now more attractive and desirable to other men.

"I wish I asked that girl out when I had the chance, since then she got hotter and has a boyfriend. That Afterburner effect screwed me over".

by Only1Noodle June 4, 2018

Flaccidity Effect

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

by Xtappo February 27, 2020