Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.
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My half-brother-in-law is a good person.
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Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.
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Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
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If you made a guy mad, you use the 3 days law.If 3 days passed since your last interaction and he doesn’t text you anymore, it means you should move on because he’s on to the next girl.
If you made a guy mad, you use the 3 days law.If 3 days passed since your last interaction and he doesn’t text you anymore, it means you should move on because he’s on to the next girl.
X: So, did he text you after you had that fight?
Y:No, it’s been already 5 days, I think this is it.Apply the 3 days law.
X:Well time to move on.
Y:No, it’s been already 5 days, I think this is it.Apply the 3 days law.
X:Well time to move on.
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