Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 17, 2023

gerrt up da road

Getting up the road

Gerrt up da road mush!

Gerrt up da road Leonard Chavvi

by Propergypo August 27, 2017

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 26, 2021

The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.

"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"

by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time

If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow

by Geezerino April 20, 2021

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 31, 2024

when the scot hits the road

car accident in Edinburgh

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding

by we make useful shit up November 03, 2023