Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Sprayin' Mud

Taking a runny shit with a massive amount of pressure behind it.

"That pot of beans I ate last night had me sprayin' mud all night!"

by sirly1 April 2, 2008

mud walloper

a mud walloper is a gay guy that stands in a shower with other gay guys that are jerking off on each other

pl. mud wallopers

The ad in the paper read - Mud wallopers wanted

by anonymous October 5, 2025

Transylvanian mud slide

A bloody poo on your chest

'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'

by Bald1 January 11, 2020

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit01 September 18, 2021

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

West Virginia Mud Flap

When your having sex doggystyle and the girl explosive diarrheas on the man's testicles.

"Did you hear what happened to Josh? Melissa gave him a West Virginia Mud Flap"

by Noremak072 July 31, 2021