Matthew

The anti-fuckboi.

The first known case of a fuckman.

The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.

The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.

Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.

“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.

by Masterplanpenguin November 27, 2020

matthew

matthew is tall. really tall. like 8 feet tall. He's really athletic and plays every sport. friggin chad

"i love matthew hes so athletic and strong and handsome"

by 1plate May 15, 2023

Matthew

an NPC.

wow look at that matthew!

by LunaDoesntExist November 10, 2022

matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.

bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands

by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021

Matthew

Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.

Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”

Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!

by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021

Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house

Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!

by Namematthew March 8, 2017

Matthew

Ginger

Wow your hair is very Matthew

by Matthew is ginger January 29, 2021