Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew is the best boyfriend/guy friend you will ever meet he is short but muscular has a hart warming smile is very kind but had a very hard life and is struggling but with a push he will be back on his feet he does not have much loved ones, very kind to girls they are know to look for love but it never stays but when that one girl comes around he knows that she's the one. Is very sweet to the ones that are hard on them self's and in a relationship not realy the first person to show love very caring and protective over the ones he loves has a hard time showing it but he cares.He has a solid chest and long and thick penis and will give u a ride of your life,he has been hurt before mentally and physically sometimes you just have to look deep but he is very selfishness and puts everyone before him and would rather die to see them suffer
by 4.6izzy October 28, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan
by Bigmantam November 22, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.
by Voltdefines July 20, 2020
Get the matthewmug. A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
Get the Matthew Hastingsmug. The Matthew I know thinks it’s hilarious when you’re mad. The way he flirts with you is teasing and he LOVES to argue. He has a strong opinion about almost everything. He is a great friend and super easy to talk to. He’s tall with curly brown hair and bright blue eyes. He is super smart and likes to read. He’s the kind of friend you text for hours with, and are laughing the whole time. You have great inside jokes and tell each other your crushes. He is soooo stubborn and once he makes up his mind he doesn’t change it for the world. He loves to tease you, he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world and he is very loyal.
Matthew is cool!!
by Ejb081806 February 14, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over
by Love Jason April 10, 2021
Get the Jason matthewsmug.