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matthew davies

That weirdo matthew davies is a freak
by Johhny the Donny September 16, 2022
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matthew barbosa is a dumb kid that thinks hes so funny by moaning in peoples ears and calling people daddy. matthew barbosa dick just gets smaller and smaller every day. matthew barbosa continues to harass people daily
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Matthew

matthew is and
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Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin
Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
by Very small PP man November 21, 2022
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Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
by DrDre868 March 27, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.
person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew
by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022
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Jaxon Matthews

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