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Matthew

The anti-fuckboi.

The first known case of a fuckman.

The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.

The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.

Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
by Masterplanpenguin November 27, 2020
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matthew

matthew is tall. really tall. like 8 feet tall. He's really athletic and plays every sport. friggin chad
"i love matthew hes so athletic and strong and handsome"
by 1plate May 15, 2023
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Matthew

an NPC.
wow look at that matthew!
by LunaDoesntExist November 10, 2022
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matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.
bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands
by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021
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Matthew

Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.
Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”

Girl 2Back off bitch! He’s mine!!
by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021
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Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!
by Namematthew March 8, 2017
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Matthew

Wow your hair is very Matthew
by Matthew is ginger January 29, 2021
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