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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU
"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"
by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.
As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.
by klownposse June 7, 2017
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Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.
by SB757 December 23, 2023
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friendly kick

A kick or 808 that is absolutely in no world friendly but makes the speakers shake.
Dickrider: The combination of the kick sound and the 808 is the perfect- like they match each other perfectly...

J Cole: Yeah they do...

Dickrider: They sit like here's the kick and here's the 808 and they just like-

J Cole: That's cuz that kick is friendly yo, that kick

Friendly kick: pblblbpblblbb
by gaycin December 23, 2021
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donkey kick

So you're 69ing a chick and you're about to cum so you kick the back of her head with your feet and hold her head down while you cum
So I was 69ing Karen last night and I have that bitch a donkey kick.
by Bigbuckels77 June 17, 2018
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