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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
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Jacob

the biggest ass i have ever seen....
by Astric420 May 16, 2022
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Jacob

A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.
Oh that Jacob is so fine🏈😍”
by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021
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Jacob Douglas McGuire

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.
by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020
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Jacob Harrison

A man who doesn’t know what he wants
Jacob Harrison is a man who thinks he’s right and he’s not
by Cinco September 23, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is has real hart for people he cares about and he's super good looking
A lot of people dont trust him because where he's from but if you get to know him you'll love him
Look its "Jacob"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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