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pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
by Sexydimma May 15, 2017
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pig farm

The common use for kind fun-making to someone a bit "CHUNKY".
Man 1: Hey CHARLES GIBSON OF WORLD NEWS! Look at that pig farm over there!
Man 2: Hahaha that's a big'un alright!
Pig Farm: Hahaha you guys are TOO funny!
by Hoki Philipe June 19, 2007
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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
by Vinderex January 7, 2018
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pig o round

when a fat bitch sucks you off on merry go round and throws up on your dick
Friend 1: Hey hows it going with tammy
Friend 2: great she gave me a pig o round
by the_realest_thug163 July 13, 2023
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Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.
I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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gir riding a pig

The {best} person on earth.
Hey you heard of gir riding a pig?
by angery123 September 18, 2019
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korean yard pig

Korean yard pig

That korean family went to the pound to pick up a yard pig for the bbq.
by Noseblown March 6, 2022
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