by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 01, 2021
Verb: Nerf, in a brutal, and epic way.
Something that happens to people who ignore the creator of a fictional universe. Specifically when you create a race so powerful, it has individuals that can challenge the might of the gods in said fictional universe.
It is the ultimate way of nerfing additions to a fictional universe that you have created.
Something that happens to people who ignore the creator of a fictional universe. Specifically when you create a race so powerful, it has individuals that can challenge the might of the gods in said fictional universe.
It is the ultimate way of nerfing additions to a fictional universe that you have created.
This is what it is, to be 'God-Stomped':
The God Ves was chosen to show these two upstart races, who would call themselves 'gods', what a REAL God could do. Ves descended from his celestial throne, with a wrath in his eyes, none had yet seen, in heaven, or in the physical plane. As he descended, his feet could be seen from all known parts of the world. They were massive. Larger than any mountain that existed in the physical realm. If one looked straight up, from the foot of the massive figure, their vision would not be able to reach above the knee. Ves had come. And he was angry.
His right foot, fell on the first 'god' nation. Crushing all but one castle to rubble, and all but one thousand of the race who would be 'gods' along with them. As his left foot fell, the second 'god' race saw it above, and on reflex alone, they rebelled against their impending doom. Their powerful magics, able to change the very face of the world when combined, were nothing to the foot of the God named Ves. He stomped on them, harder than was necessary, but to make a point. Any resistance to a God such as him, would not be tolerated. And so, all but a single castle of the second 'god' race remained, and for their rebellion, only six hundred of their population remained.
The God Ves was chosen to show these two upstart races, who would call themselves 'gods', what a REAL God could do. Ves descended from his celestial throne, with a wrath in his eyes, none had yet seen, in heaven, or in the physical plane. As he descended, his feet could be seen from all known parts of the world. They were massive. Larger than any mountain that existed in the physical realm. If one looked straight up, from the foot of the massive figure, their vision would not be able to reach above the knee. Ves had come. And he was angry.
His right foot, fell on the first 'god' nation. Crushing all but one castle to rubble, and all but one thousand of the race who would be 'gods' along with them. As his left foot fell, the second 'god' race saw it above, and on reflex alone, they rebelled against their impending doom. Their powerful magics, able to change the very face of the world when combined, were nothing to the foot of the God named Ves. He stomped on them, harder than was necessary, but to make a point. Any resistance to a God such as him, would not be tolerated. And so, all but a single castle of the second 'god' race remained, and for their rebellion, only six hundred of their population remained.
by Cyber_Donkey July 25, 2012
The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...
by Dj Met June 06, 2017
Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure
by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020
by bill cosby number 1 February 02, 2018
The CFO of the Salted Fish Community Services, aka Chief Finance Officer. She is the second most powerful god in the Universe.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Potato God?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!
by SFCS SUPREMACY December 01, 2021
A nickname for Chris Paul, one of the best point guards of our time and orchestrators of an offense we have ever seen.
by SlantBoy February 13, 2021