flatofulled

The act of getting hit across the face with a waffle

My sister was being annoying so I flatofulled her.

by Pickler April 1, 2022

Flathead

A flat head is slang for murder weapon

"That nigga a opp, get the flathead"

by CharlesJohansan April 10, 2022

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

flattening

To flatten ones chicken before putting it on the George Foreman grill.

I've started flattening chicken breasts (smashing them flat/even) and using the foreman

by The little things April 22, 2022

flatass

a woman with flat behind

the flatass was beautiful

by daze800 April 28, 2022

Flatusque

This is like a title. Basically, it means 'FARTBAG' i.e. Flatus from flatulence, and Que or Queue as in 'waiting line' or 'holding area'. It places title to 'The pull my finger guy' giving them the respect they deserve.

And now I'd like to introduce Flatusque of Cincinnati please welcome ledbetter Brown

by FranklinFooter May 11, 2022

Flatty

Children with no chesty

Epstein:Yo I finna abduct some flattys

Biden:Dope can I buy a flatty off you?

by Fart Drinker 42 May 12, 2022