Skip to main content

Dylan Armstrong

Dylan Armstrong. A person who despite changing their name is still a mess through and through.
"Have you seen the way he's been acting lately? He's such a Dylan Armstrong."
by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024
mugGet the Dylan Armstrong mug.

Dylan

DYLAN IS A BITCH
DYLAN IS A BITCH
by jaCOB0237772 April 28, 2020
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

The guy I have a crush on
I like him, his name is dylan
by Unknowncrusher414 June 5, 2018
mugGet the Dylan mug.

dylan hirtle

a guy who has a small cock and enjoys dungeons and dragons a little too much
fuckin hell dont be a dylan hirtle
by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018
mugGet the dylan hirtle mug.

dylan

On of the cutest boys on the planet. Not only will Dylan be your best friend but an amazing boyfriend. Dylan is always there for you no matter what. He most likely will be popular but, he doesn’t act like it. He loves playing sports and hanging out with his friends. Dylan is great at giving advice will always take his friends side. Love you Dylan’s out there. If you have a friend names Dylan, keep him!!
You know, Dylan is my best friend. He always knows how to cheer me up when I’m sad and I love him so much.
by cupcakes723 October 10, 2020
mugGet the dylan mug.

Dylan

A man nuts the size of watermelons. When he walks in a room all the woman swoon, but he kisses the homies instead cuz that's just sick as heck dude.
Wow how does Dylan keep his pants on with those behemoth nuts of his

Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
by Mynameisntdylanatall November 23, 2021
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
hello people of the world this is 99 percent factual information Dylan
by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email