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Dutch Tower

Like the Effie tower, but everyone is wearing Santa costumes.
“I went home with two guys after the office Christmas party, they dutch towered me.”
by GrrrrrreatDane June 14, 2022
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dutch indies

The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.
by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019
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Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.
Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.
by RodJustice September 30, 2014
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Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.
I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it
by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025
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dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift
Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.
by Blackcell February 7, 2014
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Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.
I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.
by Gas man. January 11, 2019
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