Double Dip Mama Bird

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without warning. He then sucks the jizz out of her, and drops it into her mouth.

Often abbreviate as DDMB

Ryan: Hey Bryan guess what I did to my sister last night
Bryan: Wait... You didn't...
Ryan: Yes I did. I hit her with the Double Dip Mama Bird.
Bryan: No way! You're the coolest dad ever!

by Issa Knife Issa Issa Knife March 24, 2020

hell yeah, dip it in chocolate

The phrase exclaimed when one dips something in chocolate.

Michael: Hey look, the Book of Mormon!
John: dips the Book of Mormon in chocolate Hell yeah, dip it in chocolate!

by ZiggyPop June 09, 2011

don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.

Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010

dip out with your tip out

The opposite of "rock out with your cock out". When presented with an opportunity to either man-up or pussy-out, you choose the latter.

Dude at the Bar: "Are you gonna take this shot of of 151 with me? Or are you gonna dip out with your tip out like the bitch you are?
You: "I good man, I am feeling buzzed already."
Dude at the Bar: "Pussy!"

by starkasm November 12, 2010

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 June 27, 2017

wong tong poddle dip

Something that a total idiot says when he has nothing better to do with his life. Usually a good indication that someone needs to develop some maturity and/or conversational skills (probably both).

Joe: "Wong Tong Poddle Dip!"
Mike: "Uhh dude... get a life"

by 11001000/11011/111 February 10, 2011

Dirty Dip

When you put a can of dip in your girls a$$ and then pack it in your lip

Did you hear Cletus gave himself the dirty dip with his girl last night?

by Rebelboy95 March 15, 2017