historical depression

historical depression is the learning and educational system of history and its great old uselessness and how with history and if u look back on the past in the present all you know is to not to repeat in the future.

im gonna kill myself due to historical depression

by Hagshdnfvdjala April 17, 2022

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

the_depressed_demon

A depressed demon who gets bullied but her best friend is The_smile_demon, he’s the only friend she has

Hi The_depressed_demon

by The_smile_demon May 19, 2022

Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,

by lolWhichName September 16, 2022

Completion Depression

The sad, empty and unfillable void left by the completion of an amazing game

I have completion depression after finishing Sekiro

by Shaggy-_420_- October 26, 2022

espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022

digital depression

A depression directly induced by digital technology that fails to meet working expectations. The depression is often triggered by a modern digital gadgets such as a smart phone or tablet.

My mother often experiences digital depression when her smartphone doesn't connect a call.

by soup4thesoul November 7, 2022