David

egg

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

by sillygooseegg December 9, 2023

David Marin

Don't do anything weird or he will be disappointed in you

You see what you did. You disappointed david marin

by Pig_benis1 September 14, 2022

david azoulay

david azoulay is the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

David

Someone who is tall and attractive and has a big cock. Always respectful and sweet. Ladies always love a David. Cock is usually about 7 inches. EXCELLENT in bed and will always put others before himself.

“Oh wow did you hear abt how good David is in bed?”

by dh_http March 23, 2025

David Udoh

The Goat (Greatest of all time) in any given category.

Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.

by mr.laurynhill April 10, 2022

David

Has a large penis and is very kind to everyone

Davids penis I gigantic

by Joeseph_stalin68+1 January 27, 2021

david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021