David

A person that gets placed in gold 3 in league of legends, but gets to gold 5 after 400 games. Typically a person that likes to waste time on video games and stalk girls on instagram.

"I've been losing a lot in league, I sure hope I don't pull a David."
"Don't be a David."

by TheMeanGreens October 11, 2018

David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!

David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating

by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025

David

David is a toe

Nice toe, looks like david

by smellytoe173 December 27, 2023

Will David

A huge sexy boy who every girl wants and needs. He is a funny guy but don't let his jokes fool you he doesn't care about them all he cares about are women whos names start with ...

Ava: oh my goodness look how handsome and sexy Will David is
Zuhair: ikr he's so buff and hot
Lily: that's so true

by Zuhair Hater June 19, 2023

David Goggins

A fucking unit

Yure Gail Laurent: Yo? Is that David Goggins?
Yale Gail Laurent: Yeah!

by CimmerisIsm February 11, 2025

David

Lover-boy, Very talented and collective. Tends to be very affectionate but only to the right people. They have the most interesting minds that wouldn’t make sense, until you entertained them. They love bringing people together to have a good time and you’d be surprised in bed.

I saw David and the party last night and suddenly the aura surround us was warmer.

by NewYorkYougins October 14, 2022

david langston

A really hot guy that has a girlfriend even hotter

I'm so jealous David Langston of him his girl is so hot

by Gabbytastic November 29, 2014