Breaking down

A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.

Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)

Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!

by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010

Break decking

Break decking is when you break dance on your dick with all of your weight on it till it snaps in half and a girl sucks on the detached part of the dick

No example here for break decking

by Big Dickerson March 20, 2022

Break The Milk

Breaking the leftover semen on the end of your penis after intercourse/masturbation with pee.

“Well done baby, I’m just going to go break the milk.”

by BathTimeCalculator August 20, 2021

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

by GlueBank January 8, 2020

gave her a break

Another term for sex. Saying "I gave her a break" implies you laid a girl, or gave her a screw, or a fuck; gave her your sausage.

Colin: Esther decided to trim the Christmas tree naked again this year. Needless to say , I interrupted her halfway through and gave her a break.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.

Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.

by Eljeffe11 July 23, 2019