Boner Killer

9/10 math teachers and English teachers

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022

boner boulavard

a street for horny people

i friend lives on boner boulavard

by flyingshelf3480 June 12, 2018

Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.

1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.

by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011

Disco Boner

When a DJ mixes from one song into the next so perfectly that one becomes so euphoric they attain what is known as a disco boner. Other symptoms may include goosebumps, screaming, twirling, whistling and waving arms in the air like you just don’t care. One of the highest compliments you can give a DJ.

"Man, the DJ is on fire tonight, that last mix gave me a disco boner!"

by DDiscoMMan April 24, 2023

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive

I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner

by zaraT March 27, 2023

fridge boner

When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard

Oh shit another fridge boner in church

by Batdoi November 22, 2016