Beer Shits

when yur fucking a girl in the ass so hard that she shits herself when shes all waaaasted

"what's up you little filthy whore?... wanna get fucked in the butt?"

"yeahhh gimme doze beer shits der pal"

by PSYOUUUUUU February 20, 2009

beer can nipples

when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not

Stephanie has got some beer can nipples

by Natures_Reject September 3, 2005

Taco-beer shits

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008

Wheat Thins and Beer

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

One Beer Queer

A person who gets drunk off one beer, therefore making themselves look like a queer.

Clarence:"Hey Devin are you drunk all ready?"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"
Jim:"Yea he is, he's a one beer queer!"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"

by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

Joe Beer Gut

Loud, obnoxious, idiotic sports fans who think they can do better than all the players and know more than the coaches. They always second guess coaching decisions and insist their decisions would have turned out better.

After grounding into a double play, that Joe Beer Gut in front of us wouldn't shut up about how Fielder should have bunted Braun to 2nd base.

by PackersSBChamps11 June 23, 2011

non-alcoholic beer

Beer that is non-alcoholic.

Usually contains less than 0.5% abv. (alcohol by volume)

"I drink non-alcoholic beer because I'm allergic to alcohol."

by Non-Alcoholic Duff Man September 29, 2009