A derogatory term towards straight men
by IHateSimps9000 April 21, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simp is a guy who over posses a girl. He wants to please and give her all the attention to ensure that he has a good relationship with her. Simps leave the boys for this girl because he wants to get the pussy, but then get friendzoned by her. At the end of the day a simp is taking Ls in their life and can't secure the pussy. Commonly a simp will laugh and say nice things and talk his way out of the situation so the boys don't find out. A simp is commonly associated with the following names: Daniel, Ryan, Bryce, Luke, Terrence, Williams, Andre, Jeremy, and Conner. Associated names that guys simp for are: Ava, Haley, Neaveh, Britney, Amelia, Sophia, Veronica, Clara, Jessica, Kelly and Mia. Last some of the lines that common simps use are: "Oh, it's okay" "Sorry I didn't mean it" "that's so cute" " i'm on call with my mom" "bro I swear i'll block you" "oh- okay bud" "did they hurt your feelings"... and lastly uses the word hella, bru, mate a lot.
say you're on discord/facetime/game chat or anything that has to associate to talking to the boys... "ay yo Kyle bro do you here that..."
Kyle: "ya sounds like a female!".... they boys hear Terrence laughing and hears the female on the phone with him.
Kyle + the rest of the boys: "WHAT A FUCKIN SIMP"
Terrence: "what you mean I-"
Kyle: "ya sounds like a female!".... they boys hear Terrence laughing and hears the female on the phone with him.
Kyle + the rest of the boys: "WHAT A FUCKIN SIMP"
Terrence: "what you mean I-"
by Jamal Murray April 21, 2020
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A Simp is a man who puts himself in a pathetic submissive position to a woman (Who usually already has a boyfriend) in hopes of at least gaining the smallest amount of physical contact. Simps are a subspecies of the Eugene who have specially mutated to win over girls.
Jacob over there is such a simp, he films his girlfriend while she gets ducked by his second cousin for her only fans account.
by certified Simpologist April 22, 2020
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Member of Team Indeed: Wait are you team indeed or team truly?
Simp: I grew up with indeed but I’m kinda into truly now lol
Simp: I grew up with indeed but I’m kinda into truly now lol
by Team Indeed April 22, 2020
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