Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”

Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh

by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022

Road dump

When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit

Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Popcorn dump

When people do their biological business in the washroom and what comes out is pieces of popcorn sized crap.

A popcorn dump is not necessarily the result of a stomachache or eating popcorn itself. It sometimes happens to people.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

Popcorn dump

When you take a dump and the end result looks like pieces of brown popcorn

A popcorn dump has nothing to with either a stomachache or eating actual popcorn

by Sexydimma May 8, 2022

Dump Ling

A group of people who enjoy the comedy stylings of Michael Che

“Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”

by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022

dump

what your girl gon do to you after seeing this post

she dumped him

by Terooooovauu January 3, 2022