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Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
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hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 9, 2022
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Wood Hammer

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.
My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.
by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022
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Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound
Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!
by Pussy hound July 10, 2022
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Riley woods

Someone you considered a family but then goes and takes the girl that he knows dam well your in love with
by Slow walker July 13, 2022
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Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.
Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.
by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022
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lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum
person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood
by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD July 23, 2022
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