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Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.
My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.
by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025
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pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"
by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024
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wood pig

A late 20's cycling influencer with an orbital gimp fetish.
I wish this Wood Pig CAD Gremlin would hurry up and GET these drawings out.
by Bisk Mcmann February 16, 2024
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Lay Wood

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.
by TuAnon February 21, 2024
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Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.
Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD
by julian rampual March 1, 2024
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Newstead wood

The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.

The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.

The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.

The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.

Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.

But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit

Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam

Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 3, 2024
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Jayem Wood

A person (usually male) who is devoutly christian and searches for a mexican woman, he will often use phrases sush as, "it's funny how", "I love how", and "it's weird, because".

Thinks very highly of himself whilst being as useful as a block of wood.
You here he joined the cartel and forgot to pray, what a jayem wood
by minty monty March 12, 2024
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