Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.

Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.

by User46724 February 15, 2024

pop a wheelie

where a dude takes his dick and hits a girl mouth and puts it inside her mouth.. takes it out with spit all over it and swings it around like a helicopter

can i pop a wheelie on you?

by bigolwanker_shelikesit March 4, 2024

Yorkshire Catherine Wheel

When you spit roast a woman and then spin her around making spunk erupt from the anus and mouth.

She was like a Yorkshire Catherine Wheel after being spit roasted.

by Oafc63 March 28, 2024

pull a wheelie

Being so late somewhere walkable distance that you have to drive.

"I was running so late to class, I had to pull a wheelie to get here on time"

by xoxo22HOTTT April 15, 2024

d-ja wheel?

“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.

Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture…
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire…
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬

by utardedcunt May 7, 2024

Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024

Explain what a wheel is, how a wheel works, and how to build a wheel

The act of wasting time and resources explaining something so fundamentally basic that anyone with half a brain already understands it, usually performed by someone who thinks they're being helpful but is actually being condescending. This phrase is invoked when someone launches into a lengthy tutorial on a topic that everyone in the room already mastered in kindergarten. It's the verbal equivalent of mansplaining, but for basic concepts. The classic response to "let me explain how this works" when you've been doing it successfully for decades. Also used in corporate settings when a new hire spends an hour explaining their "innovative" idea that's literally just how things are already done.

Example: "My new coworker spent 20 minutes explaining what a PDF is during the meeting. I wanted to say, 'Dude, we don't need you to explain what a wheel is, how a wheel works, and how to build a wheel—just attach the file and send it.' But I smiled and nodded, because that's what you do when someone is trying to be helpful but is actually wasting everyone's time."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 15, 2026