Chudder Nutted

The redneck slang for "You're fucked dip shit".

Person 1: Did you see Cleatus get his ass kicked by that 12 pointer?

Person 2: Yeah man he's fucking Chudder Nutted.

by MusicByPANDEMIC August 17, 2018

Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

deeeeeez nuts

peanut plaster blaster

YO HAVEN
wut
DEEEeEEZ NUTS ARE FREEZING

by HavenDaPlugger January 12, 2021

nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.

Slap!...u have just been fucktarded

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

you nut

You idiot; you absolute dufus

"I can't believe I failed my exams"

"did you revise?"

"No"

"Well then no wonder you failed you nut!"

by youngscribe December 23, 2017

Nuts Out

To be in a state where your testicles are exposed, visible or otherwise not concealed by your man panties.

"Yo man, don't open the door, I'm nuts out!"
"I went swimming nuts out, it was cold fuck"
"That tranny is always nuts out"

by GrossGeorge March 25, 2009