Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.

Moggy looks like Bruce Willis

by JBizzleBBK March 10, 2022

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small willy dilly

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.

“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly

by Daniel brigoli February 8, 2018

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Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

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After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

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Willie Lei

Cocktail drink: Tequila, pineapple juice with a splash of Topo Chico (or club soda)

“I’ll have a Willie Lei please” - said to the bartender

by GoFrogs2010 August 11, 2022

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Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

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