Sam

If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.

Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.

by Hailey is Lesbian April 2, 2022

Sam

hes a bully

that guys a bully, he must be called Sam

by seagulll February 1, 2020

Sam leone

Awesome,handsome,cool,and hot

He is so (sam leone)!

by Sam leone May 19, 2016

Tim Sam

A Superior Being Soon To Be Studied By Science, Most Likely Gonna Replace The Word Awesome.

There is only one Tim Sam, so no examples are available.

by <3wife September 25, 2011

A Sam

Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.

"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam

by Coon36 July 5, 2022

Sam

An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.

Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!

by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

By Mckenley the all knowing

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022