One of the sexiest men known to this earth, played Shaggy, Stu Macher and now William Afton, aged like fine wine and would smash 👌
by DilfBanger November 18, 2023
Get the Matthew Lillardmug. He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.
by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022
Get the my matthewmug. A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
Get the Shannon and Matthewmug. by summend3bi November 13, 2021
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Matthew’s are the biggest gentleman you could know. They open doors for not only their girl, but her friends as well. He doesn’t let anyone pay for anything and is such a sweetheart. He knows when you are upset and can easily change that around. Matthew’s will make you laugh like none other. If you have a Matthew, never let him go.
Matthew’s are the biggest gentleman you could know. They open doors for not only their girl, but her friends as well. He doesn’t let anyone pay for anything and is such a sweetheart. He knows when you are upset and can easily change that around. Matthew’s will make you laugh like none other. If you have a Matthew, never let him go.
by Us the trio July 21, 2021
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by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 26, 2020
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Matthews has a huge big black cock and will slang it across your face
Matthews has a huge big black cock and will slang it across your face
by 1234-777887 November 21, 2021
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