man-breaker

Breaker of men. You can interpret this how you want, but you get the idea. 😉

Man1: Damn, I think my dick’s broken bro.
Man2: I don’t know dude, she might be a man-breaker.

by Snaponandoff June 12, 2019

man drink

man drink : different flavors of hawaiian punch mixed together.

hey this man drink looks like a melted popsicle.

by thatpersononthecouch February 22, 2011

Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018

man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.

I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.

by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012

The Man Point

Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.

Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."

Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"

by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013

Chan Man

Our Music teacher that hides dead bodies in her closet. She has 10 closets and each of them can hold 15 bodies. she never lets anyone look in the closets. She lives at school because she had pillows and blankets and occasionally you see a mattress.

dang Chan Man really do be a man tho

by clobamacare April 11, 2020

Man door

Service entrance to a mans genitals

I can’t wait to enter Tim’s Man door

by Ozarks November 7, 2020