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social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2014
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social goat

A person that acts socially awkward due to limited contact to other normal human beings.
B: I talked to that girl about the color of my underwear.

G: You are a social goat!
by isbndqq May 8, 2014
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social pack

the cheaters way to quit smoking

a pack of cigarettes purchased by a smoker attempting to quit via giving away some of their pack

a pack of cigarettes shared by two or more persons
"I basically quit smoking"

"But you're smoking a cigarette as we speak?"

"These aren't mine, its a social pack."
by snyderemarker May 11, 2014
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social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes of themselves in order to put it on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art.
by Sexydimma October 14, 2014
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social trash

Мусорчок по русски : very offensive term for poor, uneducated, underemployed or unederemployed people of any race whose main goal in life is to anger the pope or to reform the Church engaging in sporadic flashes of mob violence or civil disobedience when a certain political , social, or cultural event doesn't turn out in their favor.
Whether it's Ferguson, Missouri after the Michael Brown case or Vancouver, Canada in 2011 after the Canucks lost The Stanley Cup or a rock concert that in ends with overturned police cars, the root causes of social trash violence are always sociologically based.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2014
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social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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social selfie

social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes in order to put on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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