sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat

“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”

by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022

Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes

We are Sloppy Joe Bros

by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025

walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025

sloppy dallas

Simply a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

"Hey! Could you give me a Sloppy Dallas?"

"Sure! I'll get the dip!"

by DonnerToast October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blow job from someone who just packed a fat lip

Guy 1: Did you hear what Soup and Dooo did last night?
Guy 2: I heard he gave soup a sloppy dallas!
Guy 1: Dude, that sounds so fuckin hot

by SgtRats October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

when you r girl packs a fat lip then blows you off

"did your girl give you a sloppy Dallas last night" "yeah after my penis looked like a turd"

by bruhmoment_86 October 15, 2020