When your girl uses her feet to jack you off into a big cup of eggnog before she pours hotdogwater your dick and makes you drink the nog as fast as you can.
by bugwater February 3, 2023
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No sir, we don’t accept Capital One here, however we do accept Visa, Master Card, Discover, and Sloppy Rockefellers.
by Jloon May 31, 2018
Get the Sloppy Rockefeller mug.The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue
YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥
by Mad PP game June 24, 2021
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Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.
Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
by handfootandbun May 26, 2025
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The ol' lady back home gave me a Sloppy Dallas right before I went out with the guys yesterday. Shit was itching all night brother.
by SloppyDiddlyDaddler October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.The act of giving a girl anal and the orgasm is so powerful it makes you throw up all over her in the middle of ejaculation. The mix semen and vomit gives the consistency of a sloppy joe
1. Bro! Last night was so wild! Jenny let me put in her butt for the first time and it was so good that I wound up giving her sloppy joe!
2. Anal is the bomb! I almost broke my back 'cause I nutted so hard! The sloppy joe made it ten times better since we could both enjoy my orgasm!
2. Anal is the bomb! I almost broke my back 'cause I nutted so hard! The sloppy joe made it ten times better since we could both enjoy my orgasm!
by Gregluanus September 27, 2014
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