Bro I gave Kirsten a sloppy joe and it was gross but it was still better than the time i ate her ass
by BigFroDH April 3, 2019

by DangStranger98 April 4, 2019

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
by Shaqlord February 1, 2021

by SleepyYuna October 15, 2020

When a person give oral sex with a mouth full of chewing tobacco which then leads to your duck looking like a lawn clipping filled turd
by Suckymypeeny October 15, 2020

by DarthAmbivalentRevan October 15, 2020

Friend: Hey man what did you do last night?
You: Bro my girl gave me a sloppy dallas, my shit looked like it was covered in lawn clippings
You: Bro my girl gave me a sloppy dallas, my shit looked like it was covered in lawn clippings
by forlornfrog52 October 16, 2020
