Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.

Dani has had a polish bike ride now that kayla rode her like a horse as she was pounded from behind.

by Jesus C. Hrist September 29, 2005

riding the porcelain honda

v. The runs. Montezuma's revenge.

Stan: Where's Dick?

Fred: He is riding the porcelin honda again.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

riding my ass

forcing anal sex upon one

My prison mate began riding my ass from day one

by Elmo Lincolnhead February 6, 2007

ghost ride the whip

walking outside the car holding the wheel while it's rolling, making it look like no one is driving the car.

Ghost ride the whip in the Yay Area....

by Big Mike B. May 3, 2006

riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

by becca vajayjay October 13, 2006

polish bike ride

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.

The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!

by jizzohn November 10, 2004

Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.

by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008