A tictok account that makes unfunny posts. They think Robert pattinson likes them but he will never know them or ever even make eye contact with them
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A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk
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by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022
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"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
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"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
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We seldom hear them in his actual presidential speeches, but Tricky Dick's repercussins were notorious behind closed doors; he absolutely detested it whenever things didn't go his way regarding his super-questionable abuses-of-leadership-powers shenanigans!
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A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
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