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pimp my ride

i pimp my ride to get beer money
by respektYo August 19, 2022
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pimp

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
my old mate jerry was a pimp and i saw the sneaky bastard taking a fiver out of a 16 yearolds bra!
by fuckor November 1, 2020
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shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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Pimp

A person who fucks bitches and gets money
Person 1:Yo u see amy she on some pimp shit

Person 2: Yeah she fucked Daniel and Jason
by Megan_the_stallion December 12, 2020
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C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.
Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.
by Jonald crox February 13, 2021
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Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021
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Pimp

A word a high school boy with a small pepe uses
He's a pimp
by D_00708 April 24, 2022
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