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oh your playing minecraft

Oh your playing minecraft I like ya cut g *slaps back of head*
by Pyrockz October 21, 2020
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Who would play her?

An inside joke from the web series “UNHhhh” with Trixie and Katya fans (commonly used to describe someone’s lookalike with any noun even if it comparatively does not make sense)
My mom died yesterday”. “Who would play her?”.
“The Postmate’s guy came”. “who would play him?”.
by Tea Cassius August 17, 2022
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Quit playing with my Top

Refering to stop playing with this individual and can be used as a warning to stop pushing their buttons.
Mane quit playing with my top foreal.
by TaylorB32 July 3, 2023
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Quit playing with my Top

refering to stop testing the individual's gangster and is warning to stop pushing their buttons.
Mane quit playing with my top
by TaylorB32 July 3, 2023
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play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something
she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them
by soupppuddle January 2, 2022
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Playing your mom’s piano

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010
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