by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Heather: You should come with me on my next road trip!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!
by Suedinum August 3, 2022

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008

Road : Right Out A Dyke
Hit The Road : fornicates with male female might prostitute or not but is promiscious.
Hit The Road : fornicates with male female might prostitute or not but is promiscious.
by Angel Peaches March 14, 2022
