Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

hot horse

The big, juicy part of a horse that is castrated, a delicacy that is usually deep fried, poached, or boiled with a side of barbecue sauce.

"Y'all ready to eat some hot horse, come on back!"

by StrengthenedScholars May 13, 2019

hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate

HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES

by realist definitions September 12, 2019

Pollies horse

Another word for hairy vagina.

I fucked a pollies horse so hard last night!!!

by Alex vornav September 12, 2019

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

Horse

An animal genetically created by taking DNA from a cow and DNA from a donkey.

That animal is such a horse.

by HorsesAreGeneticallyCreated September 24, 2019