duff muffin

someone who is utterly crap at mario party..for instance your playing later skater and you just won with a record time and meanwhile the duff muffin is still on their first lap
Matt: Yes! i just won...wait whos the duff muffin
by SoccerFanaticMC@Hotmail.com August 11, 2005
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baking your own muffin

When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.
"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"
by ragnarqk_ January 30, 2016
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A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.
Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?
by folken0 July 13, 2011
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cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.
I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
by ex_lax70 March 23, 2016
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stud muffin

A name for amazingly cool freshman, who happen to be varsity wrestlers.
Timothy got his letterman jacket for the 103 weight class and was almost GQ...damn what a stud muffin
by Carl Jones0000 June 02, 2010
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Candy Coated Slut Muffin

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010
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honey muffin pumpkin pants

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.
by williamazing12 February 23, 2017
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