Mother me

A woman who wants to become pregnant or adopt to love and nourish a child.

My uterus is screaming, mother me please !

by T.I.D August 19, 2019

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

Your Mother

Fat; black; Tyler Perry; Whoopi Goldberg.

Your Mother was nice last night.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

arsenic mother

A mother, usually in a developed country, that takes advantage of civil liberties to act a despot. Threatens physical violence to the weak and uses arsenic to kill or maim family members that challenge her.

What a good and lawful lady on the outside even when she is an arsenic mother underneath.

by fangedWu February 27, 2025