mexican freckle

A dingleberry on a spic’s ass.

Juan Rodriguez tried jumping Trump’s wall and snagged his Mexican Freckle.

by DiCK SLasHer October 1, 2019

mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011

mexican mohogany

Rather than a luxary hardwod, mexican mohagany is recycled plywood from concrete forms used to build California freeways. Also, other types of wood left over from other concrete forms, such as sidewalks.

He built an exquisite table for his mama using mexican mohogany

by hungblueyes January 3, 2010

Mexican Heave

A chain reaction of vomiting (often at sea or during travel), usually caused by the smell of vomit, similar to a Mexican Wave.

While returning from a night of heaving drinking after an England game in France, the hovercraft started to bounce around, causing a fan to vomit. As the smell reaches the next person it makes them vomit, and so on.

Common reaction: oh fuck, look out, it's a Mexican heave & it's heading our way!

by Alfonse Le'ver November 13, 2011

Mexican Jackpot

An expression used to describe one's excitement upon receiving a semi-shitty gift or prize.

I just won a signed copy of the Nickleback album; Mexican jackpot baby!

by Cucumber Falls May 9, 2017

Mexican roomba

Sex act involving a roomba and five mexicans. The lady will be taped to a roomba while five mexicans form a circle around her ant take turns rubbing their dicks on her while throwing jizz at her

The house guest got a Mexican roomba for her birthday

by The turd finger February 14, 2018

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013