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Matthew

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
by Peenchy July 29, 2022
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Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up
“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
U right chica” - other girl
by A literal god April 10, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew Is the most greatest guy you’ll ever meet he’s there for everyone and is always trying to help he can be really happy but when alone has tears in his eyes he’s been threw a lot but is always there for his siblings he has so much support for his family and works as hard as he can everyday.
Person 1.Omg! Matthew is super kind I wish he was my brother

Person 2. I know right he’s the best
by Isabella Macedo ♡︎ September 18, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
Everyone likes Matthew.
by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020
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Matthew Smiles

A dude who got solod by a pillar
You know Matthew Smiles?” “Yeah i heard he died to a pillar
by Hornyasf February 3, 2022
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Matthew Mew

Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.

He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.

Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6

Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.

He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)

The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.

There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.

And there was the man mountain of a man,

Either side were women cooling him with a fan.

His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,

His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.

"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.

His high fives create earthquakes,

Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.

This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,

The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021
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Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.
Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!
by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021
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