Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Licking the whisk

Licking the chunky batter off a penis after it’s pulled out of an ass.

Susie really enjoys licking the whisk clean after Jim pulls his penis out of Becky’s ass

by Marktwain July 10, 2022

Licking A Cloud

Licking the inside of an emptied cocaine baggie

Gilbert is licking a cloud

by SynBangerang February 11, 2015