jordan vallee

Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
by Jacob half October 23, 2015
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Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg
It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
by yolanda bang August 29, 2012
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Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month
by MilestoneInc February 01, 2022
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Jay Dion Jordan

Jay is a kind and handsome man. May i add, MY handsome man.

Jay always makes people feel better, even if he isn't doing so well himself. Even when life is being a dick, he always tries to be nice and caring.

I love him so much.
Jay Dion Jordan, what a lovely soul.

I know right!? But back off, he's mine.

- Aasta :)
by Aasta:) November 21, 2021
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Micheal Jordan

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"
by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 13, 2025
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Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie
by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023
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