January 23

This is one of the only days where you can ask your crush out and they can’t say no.

Hey wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend?

No

But it’s January 23

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 22, 2022

January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation

Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022

January 1

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022

16 january

The mayhem day Also known as mayheween the day where pelle ohlin was born

" today is 16 january the mayheween day "

by Ironicluciel May 25, 2022

January 28th

National eat whatever you want day, forget dieting eat anything u want

EMMA: why are you eating all the food? i thought u was on a diet
SAM: it’s january 28th!
EMMA: OH!!

by anonymous December 12, 2021

January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.

<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.

by !JayAm! December 13, 2021

January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."

by I am a shark December 17, 2021