Kansas City Car Wash

When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.

Yo, me and my friends Kansas City Car Washed that chick that Victor was having sex with

by Galaxy fan101 January 12, 2010

Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

by Unknown1111234 February 02, 2010

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

by DisgustingWeebs February 20, 2017

Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 02, 2009

Show me the car fax

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

by nickisaretard March 17, 2019

Get out of my car

1. A phrase used when someone says or does something extremely stupid and/or aggravating.
2. A phrase used when you are driving someone and he or she starts treating you like his or her chauffeur.

1. Cheryl: Justin Bieber is the best musician to ever come out of Canada.
Jim: What about Rush?
Cheryl: Who?
Jim: Get out of my car

2. Smitty: Thanks for the ride
Rob: No problem
Smitty: Mind if we stop at CVS?
Rob: Sure
Smitty: Oh and i need to run to the video store
Rob: Uhh... sure
Smitty: Mind picking up my girl?
Rob: Get out of my car.

by WesTheFitting February 04, 2011

mexican bumper car

when you snap your head back. like when you hit a mexican from behind in a bumber car

J.D: ow you just gave me the old mexican bumper car!
vince: awsome!

by fatimus maximo September 09, 2007