Super straight people are legends who were born this way and they are attracted on the opposite gender.
DAVID: Hey will you come on a date with me?
SUPER STRAIGHT MAN: No i am SUPER STRAIGHT i prefer your mom.
SUPER STRAIGHT MAN: No i am SUPER STRAIGHT i prefer your mom.
by SUPERSTRAIGTMAN March 11, 2021
Get the SUPER STRAIGHT mug.Oh, you are super straight. That is cool because for you it ends there. I am super straight. You are normal because the lgbtq ( i probably forgot a letter) does not know how to just shut up about there gender!
by Eye level to your mom’s giner March 26, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.Trans-phobic people who are stupid and think that there coming out is just as hard as anybody in the LGBTQ+
by chickedn April 30, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.The inevitable result of hijacking the term straight to include transfolk. Since some people today feel they have the civil right to be found atractive by others, many straight folk got tired of being decieved and their time being wasted for the sake of someone else's delusions.
As it stands, this concept is not allowed to exist (as evidenced by the more than aggressive censorship campaigns across the web), but the thing is, something doesn't stop existing just because you ban it being named. Yes, it's trans excluding. That's the point. You don't get to choose if someone else has to give you romance. It's called preference. Deal with and stop guilt tripping people into shame and silence.
Instead, stop actively deceiving people. We got here because you are selfish and aren't upfront about who you are and deny everyone else any sort of filter because it will hurt your feelings. So do it, present as how you want, but do disclose you are trans. I guarantee you'll stop getting killed by surprised straight people. The actual meaning of it, that is. Not the extended version.
As it stands, this concept is not allowed to exist (as evidenced by the more than aggressive censorship campaigns across the web), but the thing is, something doesn't stop existing just because you ban it being named. Yes, it's trans excluding. That's the point. You don't get to choose if someone else has to give you romance. It's called preference. Deal with and stop guilt tripping people into shame and silence.
Instead, stop actively deceiving people. We got here because you are selfish and aren't upfront about who you are and deny everyone else any sort of filter because it will hurt your feelings. So do it, present as how you want, but do disclose you are trans. I guarantee you'll stop getting killed by surprised straight people. The actual meaning of it, that is. Not the extended version.
Internet prudes don't allow me to use terms like super straight, but the fact is, I have no interest in engaging in romance with trans folk, and I'm being denied expressing this in a dignified manner by a bunch of cry bullies who want to tell me who should I sleep with. Me having a preference does not make you invisible, invalidate you or whatever Twitetr bullshit you fling at me. I just don't get why I don't seem to have a right to know and choose accordingly.
by For_real_thoe December 22, 2021
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Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.
Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.
Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.
Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.
Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.
Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.
Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.
Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.
Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.
Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.
Regular person: Oh hey whats up man?
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)
OR
Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.
OR
Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)
OR
Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!
Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)
OR
Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.
OR
Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)
OR
Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!
Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.
by greatperson82734823964807 November 14, 2009
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The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
by Unpy June 30, 2008
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by straightupanddown October 15, 2009
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